TheEye.News does not do dating profiles, but if it did it would look something like this:
TonyToes: Says Happy Valentine’s to You!
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Caucasian Dub from the Green Isle of Romance!
Is looking for true friendship along the road and sponsorship for all his wonderful helping of others!
The World Wide Phd
World Record Breaker!
I am Seeking a: Woman
Do you drink?: To Celebrate My Many Achievements that Help Others!
|Do you have a car?||Well I could do with a lift now and then!|
|Longest Relationship||80 Days around the world!|
|Pets||I`ve met many, but snakes seem to like me!|
|For|| Love, romance (sure isn`t it that time of year?!) and sponsorship|
for helping so many others!
|Chemistry:||By God I do!|
| Do you want |
|Yes, so long as they have a good pair of |
runners on then I`ll bring them for a trot to give you a
|Do you do drugs?||Athletes respect their bodies.|
|Eye Color||Dark, but inviting.|
|Do you have children?|| You saying I`ve been on the run all this |
|How ambitious are you?||Very Ambitious in helping spread the good word of ‘Early Cancer Screening Saves Lives!’|
He`s an incredible guy! If you like travel then you'll love 'Tony Toes'. This man has seen it all and done it
If you`re wondering if this guy keeps in shape, well then just hang with him for a day or two and you`ll see what energy he truly has. Is he like other men who lay about and watch TV all evening? Are you kidding me, this guy
should be on TV! Is he loving and kind? Well, giving up his whole life to walk around the world for the good of others answers
that one. Does he like nights in? He sure does, so if you know a place to stay on any given night he'
ll gladly take a spare bed.
What about nights out? He has slummed it with the best of them
out there as he has no fear where he has to pitch his tent, as
long as it gets him from 'A' to 'B' the next day to help others. Is he boring? Ah come on, TonyToes anything but! Does he like to eat out? This man loves a good feed so if you'
re offering? What arehis long term commitment levels like? Well, if he is willing to walk all around the world for people he has never met imagine what he`d do for you! Oh lastly, what size are his feet? He has big shoes to fill and if you can find a man better than him please get in touch!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you’d like to do on a first date…)
Wanna go for a walk?
Chat Up Line:
“Well” said TonyToes
ve been known to have the special ability to undress a woman in 6 little words 'There`s a spider in your bra!'